We Cast Sofia Coppola's Live-Action 'The Little Mermaid'

Today, Deadline reported that Sofia Coppola will direct the live-action version of Disney's classic The Little Mermaid. Though we're slightly suspicious about the whole live-action thing since, you know, half the cast won't have legs, we're big fans of Sofia Coppola so we're holding out hope that this won't be a total disaster/ruin the precious memory of one of our all-time favorite childhood movies.

Though rumors early this year said that Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe would be starring as Ariel and her land-based love interest, Eric, they seem to be more of the fan-fiction sort rather than stemming from hard evidence. So, to give Sofia Coppola a little help with this feat she's facing, we've cast the new film for her. Below are our picks for roles in the brilliant (we hope) live-action remake of The Little Mermaid:

Ariel: Amanda Seyfried

She has the hair! The voice!

Eric: Ian Somerhalder

If his hands are big enough.

Sebastian: Benedict Cumberbatch; Flounder: Seth Rogen

I think even as a five-year-old I pictured Sebastian as crabby, but hot.

Scuttle: Matthew McConaughey

He would basically play his Magic Mike character, just with feathers instead of a leopard g-string.

King Triton: Idris Elba

He would look great in a fish tail. He would look good in anything.

Ursala: Bette Midler

Hocus Pocus proved that Bette is like the best witch ever. Plus she sings.

Vanessa/the Human Ursala: Megan Fox

Because this just makes sense.

Meanwhile, if Seyfried isn't available, Rebel Wilson is great choice for the role of Ariel or any or all of her sisters/backup dancers/general merpeople.

WATCH: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS BACK AS COCO MADEMOISELLE

See the third installment.

In the third chapter of Keira Knightley's Coco Mademoiselle ads, which read more like short films than everyday commercials, the actress plays it coy with a tuxedoed gentleman at a swinging party. In perfect Coco Mademoiselle form, she makes a getaway on a speed boat (in the past, we've seen her run off on motorbike), after tossing him a bottle of Coco Mademoiselle and vanishing before his eyes in a white gown like so many twinkling lights. 

 

"The third film is very silver and quite cool," Knightley explains of the spot directed by Joe Wright, "But again, nobody can quite capture her; so she is kind of there, but she is sort of playing with them . . ." That hard-to-get mood is captured by the soundtrack, 1964's "She's Not There" by the Zombies. 

 

The print ads, lensed by Mario Testino, hit books in April. Watch the full video below.

PHOTOS: Miley Gets A Lip Tattoo

Whoop there it is. Miley has been making waves for a while with her music and stage performance but now....she has taken it to a whole new level. She has a LIP TATTOO! Of what you ask?? A sad little kitty cat. Check out the pics below! 

Thoughts? 

Is Karlie Kloss the New Face of L'Oréal?

It's sort of becoming a thing now: Before a company officially releases an ad campaign—which are often shot months in advance of their release— they leak a rougher cut on one of their own social media accounts. Burberry did it earlier this week, posting that glorious image of Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne hugging as a teaser to the campaign they'll launch this fall, and just yesterday, L'Oréal took to their own French Instagram account to post this:

There, to the right of Liya Kebede and Lara Stone (who started modeling for the brand in 2011 and 2013, respectively) stands America's sweetheart Karlie Kloss, in all her 6'1" glory. The company has yet to confirm that 21-year-old model is indeed a new face of the brand, but really, what else could this mean? Other than, maybe, Kloss is so deep in her whirlwind BFF-dom with Taylor Swift that she just had to have a beauty campaign to match Taylor's CoverGirl one (it's the new friendship bracelet?) and stormed onto the set unannounced. But yeah, we're guessing it's not that.

Rihanna Kicks Man Out of Men’s Bathroom and Then Drake Emerges in This Bizarre Video

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Just what in the world is going on in this video of Rihanna, you may ask? Let us break it down 

for you.

Rihanna fans are camped 

outside 

what looks like a balcony in 

Manchester, England, waiting 

for a glimpse of the singer. As Ri-

Ri emerges to use the bathroom, 

the fans go wild, 

screaming, 

clamoring and calling out her name.

While Rihanna first heads toward 

the ladies’ room, she changes her 

mind (maybe it was 

occupied and she really had to 

go?) and opts for the men’s room 

instead. Only a few moments 

later, she re-emerges from that bathroom, forcefully removing a man from the restroom. Was he 

a creepy fan, a paparazzo, or just some guy who needed to use the bathroom just as badly as 

she did? We couldn’t tell ya.

The clip then changes to Drake walking out of the bathroom, though it’s unclear whether he and 

Rihanna (who, of course, are rumored to be dating) were in there at the same time. Of course, 

the fans go nuts for him, too.

Suffice it to say, this is probably the strangest video of Rihanna and Drake we have ever seen. 

Watch the bizarre clip above.

Jennifer Lopez: I do not like loneliness

Jennifer Lopez showed her romance public free of hesitation. As the current boyfriend Casper Smart, as well as the earliest with Diddy. In short, sometimes featuring singer is not single for a long time and now we understand why.

Judge show ” American Idol ” is open for the magazine ” InStyle ” and has shown the only thing that can not endure in her life : being alone .

” I do not like themselves . Not stand it myself. What I need to do is to discover why I do not like loneliness . Why not accept to be alone ? And will be able to accept this once ? “Said Lopez magazine , the number of which appears in April .

” But here I am now , and links that I spent there had rules . Just as there are many ways that a connection can not be completed and only one , “said the singer .

Viewing the history of her romances can say that J.Lo has always been a man supports . Its partners range from those modest , as Cuban waiter Ojani Noa , Cris Judd ballet dancer ‘s up to them as VIP American rapper Diddy and actor Ben Affleck .

Connection with the latter , while it lasted , was baptized by the media as ” Bennifer ” . Specifically , Jennifer and Ben were recognized during the filming of a movie .

Leukemia-stricken fan meets Miley Cyrus !!!

Minnesota fan battling leukemia meets Miley Cyrus

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 A young woman from central Minnesota who is battling leukemia for the second time got the chance to meet her favorite superstar, an experience she says she’ll talk about for years to come.

With twerking and exposed skin, the often-criticized Miley Cyrus performed at the Xcel Energy Center Monday night in what the Star Tribune called a “Disneyland of mindless fun.” But before she took the stage she met with one of her biggest fans, Alexis “Lulu” Martinez.

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Yay @LuvforLulu_ @luluysarua2 got to meet @MileyCyrus! #LuvforLulu #Mileytolulu

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Leukemia is a cancer of the white blood cells. Earlier this year, Martinez, who thought she had beat the disease when she was 9, found out the cancer was back. Because of health concerns, she was worried she wouldn’t be able to go to Cyrus’ concert, according to FOX 9. That’s when her sister, Brittany Martinez, took to social media. She created the Luv for Lulu Facebook page, which now has over 6,000 likes, and Twitter handleand hashtag, #MileytoLulu.

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@MileyCyrus Not only did u make my sister @luluysarua2 dream come true. But for that entire moment.. My family was at peace,happy,&thankful.

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It took weeks of determination, but it paid off.

Before meeting Cyrus, Lulu said she wasn’t feeling well and was worried she wouldn’t make the best impression.

“Well, at first I was [nervous] because I wasn’t feeling good and I’m like, I’m going to meet Miley and I’m going to puke and she’s going to remember me as the girl who puked, but I didn’t puke. I was all good. It went smooth,” she told the media, according to KARE 11.

Lulu gave Miley one of her own T-shirts and a team Lulu bracelet while they talked and took pictures, KARE 11 reports.

“It was memorable. It was nice. She just asked how we were and she said she liked my shirt,” Lulu said. “I’ll probably brag about it at school until I graduate and then after I get married too.”

Now that she’s met Cyrus, what’s next? Lulu told KARE 11, ”I’ll probably just keep following her on Twitter like I usually do and obsessing like I usually do.”

In the weeks leading up to the concert, KDWB got in touch with Cyrus’ team to make Lulu’s dream come true. The Xcel Energy Center also helped out, providing a suite for Lulu, her friends and family, according toKDWB.