Solving The Mystery Of Nicki Minaj’s New, Interchangeable Selfie Face

Anyone else notice a recent trend in Nicki Minaj’s Instagram photos? Over the past few weeks, the “Lookin’ Ass” rapper’s selfies have taken a turn for the non-emoting neutral-face. Obviously, she still looks stunning and all (HDU), but we’re used to seeing Nicki be a little more…

…expressive? IDK, maybe it’s all part of Nicki’s new stripped-down look – no more costumes, no more colors, no more crazy faces? Did she change up the emotional game, too? Is simple the new OTT? Is this related to normcore?? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN. #EternalTruther

While we wait for answers, let’s get acquainted with Nicki’s new range of go-to selfie faces, and try to infer which emotion each one might possibly be channeling.

Happy, as in: “Lol, I’m Nicki Minaj. WHY WOULDN’T I BE THRILLED.”

Distraught, as in: “Do I need to flawlessly break down gendered double standards for you peasants again?”

Impressed, as in: “Did you see that queen impersonate me on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race‘? Not bad!”

Scheming, as in: “Just you wait, Barbz. My next set of shower photos are right around the corner…”

Wistful, as in: “‘Member that time I challenged Rihanna to a duckface duel? Gewd times.”

Confused, as in: “Wait, you saw those flawless photos of my butt, and you’re still breathing? Huh? How?!”

Hungry, as in: “Ummmm, anybody got any boob cake?” #HungryIsAnEmotion

Angry, as in: “Stop stalking my Instagram.”

Photo credit: Nicki Minaj’s Instagram / GIFs: nickiminajgifs, nickimlnaj, nickiminajgifs

Nicki Minaj Instagrammed Two Overwhelming Photos Of Her Butt, And We Have Feelings About This

We’re pret-teh, pret-teh, pret-teh familiar with butt selfies over here at The Nicki Minaj Center For The Magnificent Derrière Arts (N.M.C.M.D.A.). But nothing — not even her shower photo show and tell — could prepare us for this backside selfie the “Lookin’ Ass” rapper posted on Instagram, captioned: “5 more lbs to go.”

HANG UP THE ROTARY PHONE, FELICIA. We have approximately infinityamounts of photographic evidence that Nicki is PERFECT whatever her weight or size is (*cough* yoga bikini shoot *cough*). There is NO need to lose weight, bb!

That said, we’d like to thank Nicki for contributing yet another addition to the N.M.C.M.D.A.’s vast collection of her gorgeous behind — and for referencing her “Dance A$$ (Remix)” collab with Big Sean in the “Cuz it’s finally famous” caption — because we will NEVER tire of the Queen Barb’s butt selfies.

Honestly, we just hope that Nicki doesn’t get too extreme with losing weight or anything. The loss of that booty mass would truly be the entire world’s loss.

Nicki Minaj being sued for $30 Million?!?

So Nicki Minaj is in a pretty hairy situation! Terrence Davidson, the former "wig guru" is taking rapper Nicki Minaj to court, claiming that she stole wig designs that he created especially for her. Not only did she "steal" the wig designs, but she sold and licensed them without cutting him in on any of the profits! 
In his lawsuit, Davidson claims that he is a huge reason for Nicki's huge success. Not only did Nicki steal his designs and market them herself, but she also talked him out of a multi-million reality show deal because she believed it would "ruin their partnership." 
Davidson wants a minimum of $30 million from Nicki. Sounds like this partnership has officially been ruined!

Nicki Minaj's ..... NATURAL Hair color...!

So everybody might someday wonder which could be the original color of Nicki's hair.
and yes, here's a picture to show you that you weren't wrong if you thought they were black.

natural black hair color

As the queen of the wigs, that allows her to change and look different daily.
That’s why she is able to rock the long, straight and platinum blond locks one day and swap ‘em out to sport a bright pink angled bob the next.

Buuuuut _!
as we can see clearly in the picture though she wants to show off her original hair color, we can see how, as consequences of being continued dyed and stressed ain't own a natural gloss.. despite this , she wants to demonstrate us, that is a cut-to-a point natural black hair, which hangs all the way down her back. somehow it's damage. However wouldn't be a tremendous shock for us if she even went bald underneath so that her wigs sit better on her noggin. The weird thing is ... will we see her wearing her natural hair out once touches her big butt? As she suggests in her BIG TITLE made of tags  “#LongHairDontCare#HangTime#ImaWearItOutWhenItTouchesMyA–.”

What do you think girls ? Should Nicki, wear her natural hairs out?

blonde wig

rainbowed hairs